hi
there are some jokes i like


Bill Gates dies

Bill Gates dies and goes to God. God says to him:
- Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want. God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches. So he chooses hell. After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there. Bill says:
- No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
- Oh that! That was just a screen saver.




Dependent of the internet

You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
- You forget in what year you are.
- You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
- You dream only of quick connections.
- You open you’re inter***** when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.

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